Dan Friedman

8 Reasons Luis Suarez Should Convert to Judaism

In Comedy, Football (Soccer) on September 22, 2014 at 9:47 pm

In the most dramatic turn of events at the World Cup in Brazil so far, Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez — one of the most talented players of his generation — has been banned from “all football-related activities” for four months for biting the shoulder of Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini in Uruguay’s June 24 game against Italy.
That means he’ll miss the entire rest of the World Cup.
Here’s why Suarez should use his enforced absence from the beautiful game to join the Chosen People.
1. Chicken soup tastes better than Chiellini’s shoulder.

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